Steve the sturgeon who escaped from an aquatic centre during the floods has been found alive in a puddle!
Well done Steve x
Just found out that boomslang exists in the muggle world as well as the magical one.
My housemates got Dominos without me. I came downstairs for dinner and they were eating, I asked why they didn’t include me and they said it was because there was a 2 for 1 deal, so they couldn’t have had a third person without a fourth.
I think that’s a shitty reason, and am not sorry for making it really awkward. It would have been a few extra pounds each to get three pizzas and split the cost, which would have been worth to avoid the tense silence that followed when I completely did not buy their logic.